Me: Uhh (nervous shuffling)…I got it at an antiques store. It’s a dictionary from the 30’s covered with tapa cloth.
J: Why do we have to have so much African stuff in the house? We have this statue…we have those wall hangings over there…
Me: Well, tapa cloth isn’t African.
J: What is this, what do you call this style, Fusion Cuisine?
Me: (uncontrollable laughter)